Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Naughty sms messages | Naughty sms for mobile phone
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
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A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
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I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
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there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
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What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha
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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya raghavv 2417
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this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
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It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your lifesanthu
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A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto
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If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t
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darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
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Ramdan New sms 2012-2013
| Rapture Comes Most Easily Within, Read the Holy Book as Though Asleep, Reason Is No Cause for Revelation, Remember, Too, the Holy Month of Fasting, Righteousness Remains the Rock of Faith. Happy Ramadan ****************************** Memories of moments celebrated together....... Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever....... Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan. Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you! HAPPY Ramadan ***************************** WisHiNg U 1 MoNtH Of RaMzAN .... 4 WeEks Of BaRKaT..... 30 Dayz Of 4gIveNesS... 720 HourS Of GuIdAnCe.... 43200 MinUtEs Of PuRiFiCatIoN....... HaPpY RaMzAn ...... **************** Friend I have a special Iftar 4u A Glass of Care A Plate of Love A Spoon of Peace A Fork of Trust And a Bowl of Prayers Enjoy Your Iftar *************** Be-Zubanon Ko Jub Wo Zaban Deta Hai Parhne Ko Phir Wo Quraan Deta Hai Bakhshne Pe Aye Jub Ummat K Gunahon Ko Tohfe Mai Gunahgaron Ko Ramzan Deta Ha ************* Prophet Said: "whoever Stood For The Prayers in The Night Of Qadr Out Of Sincere faith And Hoping For A Reward From Allah, then All His Previous Sins Will Be Forgiven" ****************** Ramadhan Ki Amad Hai Rehmatein Barasane Wala Mahina Hai Ao Aaj Sub Khataon Ki Maafi Maang Lein Dar-e-taurba Khula Hai Is Mahine Mein Firdous Ki Khusboo Ati Hai Woh Naseeb Wala Hai Jise Mile Firdous Ao Aaj Hum Koshish Karein Usse Paane Ki, Jise Hum Ne Abhi Talak Paya Hi Nahin Ibadatoon Ke Is Door Mein Ao Maangein Sub Ke Liye Magfarat Maangtein Hain Hum Kuch Na Kuch Apne Liye Chalo Aaj Doosroon Ke Liye Maangein Ramadhan Ki Amad Ki Khusi Hai Bahut Saath Hi Is Ke Jald Roohsat Ho Jaane Ka Ghum Khuda Kare Waqt Tham Jaein Us Waqt Jab Baras Rahi Ho Khuda Ki Rehmat Hum Par Ramadhan Ke Roohsath Hone Se Pehle Dar-e-tauba Band Hone Se Pehle Is Mubarak Mahine Ki Har Fazilat Hasil Kar Lein Jo Hum Ghuzishta Saaloon Mein Hasil Na Kar Sake Ramadhan Mubarak... Ramadhan Mubarak... Ramadhan Mubarak... Ramadhan Mubarak... ****************** |