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Saturday, January 9, 2010
Anniversary sms messages
Anniversary sms messages, Anniversary sayings, Anniversary greetings, wedding sms, wedding sms sayings, wedding text messages, wedding greetings

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

That special day is here again
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

I'm sending this bouquet of love
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Long after our anniversary And thi
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

if I met you on tomorrow I would still
if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

To the beautiful couple in all the land
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

How true my feelings were I found
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

On this special day,best wishes go to you,t
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love

I'll always remember The day I married you,
I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do

Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

We've had our ups and downs,
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love you shared years
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

Nothing in this world Could ever be As
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

Your love makes my days Happy and bright
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

The most important thing you fixed
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

all my love for you FREE
all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!

I LOVE U are words just three,
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary. Triveni

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe(zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you"
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Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...


If u want SUCCESS in life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

2days weather 4cast:
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

we've known....each other for....quite a while
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...

Last night some Monkeys came running
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Why did God Create U before Me....?
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu)
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega

u r many kolometres
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
< >
* PRESS UP *

you are very smrta smatr sr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.

Do u know that ur smile takes
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt (In Hindi)
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

Let me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)

Ek bar karo na plz..(In Hindi)
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!

us ne kaha or dabao (In Urdu)
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf(In Urdu)
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss

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Doctor's Prescription
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

You are Genius
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

May God increase ur Happiness.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.


It only takes a minute
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

Remember me and bare in mind
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

If you see some one without a smile,
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

9 lessons in life:
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

If i were to describe true love than
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...

sum ppl say happiness is lyf
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but
happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!

I have a new kodak camera
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

It feels nice when some1 misses u
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

SMILE:
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

When we sigh about our problems,
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

Our friendship has become our HABIT
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

I think U r very careless!!
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!

Nice people are blessed people,
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.

Smile in pleasure & in pain,
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'.
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it
"HEAVEN"

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Monday, January 4, 2010
Good Night Greetings sms Jokes
Good Night sms Messages Greetings sms Good Night Greetings sms Jokes
If you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband...a secret lover. Then these cute good night and greeting sms messages are for you.

tew u i surrender my evrytin,
tew me ur my mighty king,
baby if u gimme da ring,
'stayin foreva' i will cling~!
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See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing... Bcoz I ask them to greet U a special Good
Night...!!!
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Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjoy ur time ;) GOOD'NITE!
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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
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GOOD NIGHT...
Have a
"salt Dreamz..."
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U'r health,take care....
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under da bright and sunny day...i'd take a minute to say HI to the person i think abt n i mis da most.. hope
you'll have a gud, rest of the day.. tc!
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the night has come & with the stars twinkling bright frm above.. i wish i may.. i wish i might... mga taong
masungit ay magbago na... especially the 1 reading dis! nite nite
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On this night as i lie on my bed,i just cant stop thinking about u my LOVE.May u have a blessed & a beatiful
GUD NITE.
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Take some time to smile when you're sad.. to rest when you're tired.. to love if you're feeling empty.. & to
let go if you need to. time endures, time heals. in this life, just take some time for yourself.... gudnyt..
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Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and
happiness.do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.

Kannadachal neeyanu,nenjil mele neeyaanu,evide nokkiyalum neeyaanu Pandaramee KOTHUKU !Kill it &
sleep**** GUDNITE
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DON'T SLEEP YET!
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( -O- )
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(``) (``)
I have to pray & ask
Ask Allah 2 take care
Of "U" when "U" r Sleep.
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Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,,
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i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep
Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams। blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you
cover blanket tight tight
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

As u go 2 bed 2nite
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight। I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight॥

windows of soul begin 2 close
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

Wash your face
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep। Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again। It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

Stars light Stars bright
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight। I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

I was looking out the windows
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......
Close ur @@ eyes
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u। Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...

If u'r awake, goodnight my
If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey। Luv u so much. by aishaz

Dont ever give up wen
Dont ever give up wen u r down॥it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around।gudnyt..u By A LOVELY SOUL

Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land। Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!

i wish that God would hold u
i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!

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Good Morning sms
Cute Good Morning sms Messages Greetings sms Messages Good Morning GreetingsIf youhave a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband...a secret lover. Then these cute good morning sms messages are for you.

Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I try to be best friend
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee।

I just love when morning gets here
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way। May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

gd morning to start your day!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

Receive my simple gift
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

The Word 'Hello' means H
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U। L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind

The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day। Take care & miss you. Gd morning

Your soul came back
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

The sun has once brought brightness
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

The sun had rised from the east
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
It makes me so happy

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early। Let me sleep again."

No Shadows 2 Depress U,
No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!

See outside the Window,
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning।

Wishing u................
Wishing u................
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money.....................

Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............

With petals of Roses,
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

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Good Luck sms messages

Every sunset gives us one day
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best। Good Day & Good Luck!

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards। Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

Care for the one who shares
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best

Fly in the plane of Ambition
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

I Wish 4 " U "
I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week।"

Happiness as light as air.
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold।

These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
With my 1 Heart...2 eyes.
With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...

luck is yours
luck is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine।Best of Luck

Trusting God won't make the mountain
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier। Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck

Meaning of some colors,
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower।Wish u goodluck

examation is garden success is folower
examation is garden success is folower
god bless you power to pluck this folower

Trust your heart don't be afraid
Trust your heart don't be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren't the chances we take but the ones we don't take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart.

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever............. hum

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...goodluck 0791883524

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day ! Osman (+923454566641)

in everything u do have a purpose,prepare to pursue ur purpose with a prayer,ask 4 guidance,protection and direction.Give thanks 2 answered prayers,have faith in your ability 2 succeed,be positive and never look back.If u keep all this in ur mind u wont wrong. pum-pum

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May
beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & God bless u.Hum

God's blessing may come as a surprise, and how much u recieve, depends on how much, ur heart can believe.may u be blessed beyond wat u expect Deepu 09847774000

Past is experience, Present is experiment. Future is expectation!!! Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations.. ** Wish u a happy life**

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!But every sunrise give us\, one more to hope!So, hope for the best.Good afternoon&good luck for our luv and our coming examinations.....
Trust your heart don't be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren't the chances we take but the ones we don't take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart Good Luck,

Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga...

I wish a wish for u.
I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
Difficulties in your life do not com
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))
Genuine success comes only to th
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck




If you fail to plan then you are pla
If you fail to plan then you are planning to fail.(By Mukhoji)
A successful man is one who c
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck By Paaro
A Young man's attitude towards l
A Young man's attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.By Zunair
To accomplish great things, we must n
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.By Saadia
All you need in the life is ignorance
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck. By Noomi
he candle of hope is the source
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U.By Subba
Every bad situation will have so
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK.... Pretty
Soft Speech clean heart,
Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.<<<<<<>>>>>>>Pretty
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you................ Rohit Khandelwal

MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....hina

MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U......hina

When u face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!Sadia

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts. Belloroba

Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser.Good Luck said salla.

when things go wrong...
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember 3 things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....GOD LUCK&God bless u.janay walay.

With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...AR REHMAN

happiness is like a butterfly" u run after it, it keeps flying away. but if u stand still , it comes and SITS on u.
with best wishes& God luck. hum

pholoon ki wadi mai ho basera tera
sitaron k angan mai ho ghar tera
dua hai ik dost ki ik dost ko.....
k tuj se b khobsurat ho muqadder tera....
God bless u.. hum

May Allah grant u a sun beam to warm u,
moon beam to charm u,
an angel so no one can harm u,.....be smile now
wish u best of luck.i m not there but my preayers are with u.
Good luck& best wishes for ever.....

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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, Happy Birthday
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday।" HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Kick off ur shoes,take a break
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake ।Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day...

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter। What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it। .......

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star।"

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS
MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY
xtra special ekdum mast n (In HINDI)
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho॥

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

i know its ur birthday 2day.
i know its ur birthday 2day॥ iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.(In URDU)
Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do। 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses'

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive
Friendship is about। bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

This day, when the most beautiful female
'This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'
The best way to remember your wife's birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once।

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness
I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

Sending birthday blessings
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

for your birthday........i want
for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, (IN URDU)
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams
Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!
enjoy ur day .......

Some like Sunday Some like Monday
Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

if lovers are like moon and Brothers
if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

I send to you warm wishes,
I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday By Arooj

My love for you Has a never ending supply
My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die.

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Christmas sms Messages
It's Christmas again ! Love, fellowship and togetherness make the Christmas season all the more special. Christmas also means spreading the warmth of our heart into the lives of others and bringing in joy and cheers. So this Christmas, let these special Christmas sms messages show how much you cherish the presence of your loved ones in your life. Wishing you a Merry Christmas from all of us !

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas .(Copyright www.send-smss.blogspot.com)


May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.(Copyright www.send-smss.blogspot.com)


I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .(Copyright www.send-smss.blogspot.com)

your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas .(Copyright www.send-smss.blogspot.com)


New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year..(Copyright www.send-smss.blogspot.com)

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Missing You sms Messages
I Miss You Missing u sms Missing You sms Messages

Message: * some text missing*
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

3 Little Hearts
I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U

Do u know
Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH।

Wat makes some people dearer is not just de
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them॥ MISS U........

I hide my tears
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same। Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP

A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"

If u wanna know how much I miss u,
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss

Last night i wanted to send u a msg
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !"। it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!By Uzzal

Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!By Uzzal

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!By Uzzal

U must b tired coz u hv been running
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u।By candy sana sattar

Do u know
Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH।By J-J

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain।(i miss u sidra sabeen) By Sami Gul

There's no Special reason
There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U।

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.By Uzzal

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
GOT CONFUSED!
OH!B SMART FRIEND:
ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO

A B C D E F G H I J
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T " " V W X Y Z।Did i miss something.No,i put 'U' safely in my heart By Wahab

earth may stop rotating
earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying ,candles may stop melting,fish may stop swiming,heat may stop beating but i never stop missing u......

If u think i miss u all
If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart By Asif

When you feel lonely press 945,
When you feel lonely press 945, when you feel sad press 10, when u need to talk, press 82,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.

Just Wondering..!
Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?
Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core !

To forget is heard to do,
To forget is heard to do, and to forget me is upto u, forget me forget me never,forget the text but not the sender।Miss you a lot

I heared some whisper ur
I heared some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U

Under the sea, there lays a rock.
Under the sea, there lays a rock। In the rock, there is an envelope। In the envelope, there is a paper। On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'

There are 24 hours in a DayNight
There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...

when i close my eyes
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes॥And then I start Missing u for all the Day...

i miss u very much,
i miss u very much,but i know u miss me not।MISS ME OTHERWISE U WILL MISS ME FOREVER

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna (In Urdu)
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much...

Can u keep a secret?
Can u keep a secret?
Between me & u
You promise?
I really need to tell u this...
Well...
I MISS U...By Shakeel

In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile
In My Lyf॥I learned how 2 smile।How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH JANU

143 is numerically saying "I
143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"

u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.
u r in my talks।u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u.

Me and U are like Hare
Me and U are like Hare and Tortoise.I remember u and miss u so fast like Hare, But da only one thing make me very slow then u at last; That is when u give me a SMILE

my eyes miss u
my eyes miss u
my lips kiss u
my heart loves u
my hands need u
my mind calls u
my heart is 4 u and my love is 4 u i will die without u,so u have to be kind on me

Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, .... me तू

Tumne Suna nahi?In (URDU)
Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
PTV pe?
GEO pe?
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
"I MISS U SO MUCH"

Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday 'I Miss You' Everyday By Asim Akter
3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,
3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,
4+3 = 7 Days in Week,
I MISS U Sweety M 4M

THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST LOVE WAY LOVE 2 LOVE SAY LOVE 2 LOVE U LOVE THAT LOVE I LOVE MISS LOVE U LOVE read it again without word "LOVE

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Naughty sms for mobile phone
Naughty sms messages Naughty sms text messages Naughty Jokes Naughty sms for mobile phone

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!


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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_++_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya raghavv 2417

this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo

It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto

If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t

darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K

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When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No।

When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1।-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

If ur world is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round॥& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later।

First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day।I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life। John came fifth he won a toaster

At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex।5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful। The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me।U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving।Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested। God made women and then no one rested

MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

One day Raja and rani decided to send
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile। The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" By Zunera

can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it। please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate। i have donated 15 litres.

Dear user,your wife can become
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:

Husband seting near to his
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car।Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls॥Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

Why do couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !By Pretty

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. Junaid

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG)

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Romantic kiss sms Messages
Kiss sms Romantic kiss sms Messages Kiss Quotes

Kisses blown are kisses wasted।
Kisses blown are kisses wasted। kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Kissing you baby is my dream
Kissing you baby is my dream। I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag॥Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

If luvin' was aginst the law,
If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time।

Whats kissing
Whats live ? Live is love। Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

I've been thinking about u and me
I've been thinking about u and me॥if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

What is Kiss
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation।


If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

A kiss is special thing
A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking।

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you।"

Will you love me in December as you do in May
Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."

What is kiss?
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor।

If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.
If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers।if a hug was a second id send u hours.if a smile was water id send u a sea.if love was a person id send u me!

A mobile kiss.
SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
my heart is made 2 luv u,
my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!

I will give you one kiss to go
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep। I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me. By shehran ayub

Dil ker raha hai, ke aaj tum ko (In Urdu)
Dil ker raha hai, ke aaj tum ko ,akele main le ja ker, tum ko apne honton se aik, k॥ki,,,kis,,,,kissssssss krun tumhare lips per

Benefits of Kissing
Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste;Burns Calories;Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING:By Latif

love is the name,kiss
love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game By fiz

Kiss Me In The Light..Lov
Kiss Me In The Light॥Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me 'till The End।And I Promise I won't Break Your Heart Ishan Katar

A Kiss is alovely trick designed
A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature , to stop speech whaen words become superfluous. By Sagir

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Latest Funny friendship sms
Friendship sms messages Friends sms Free friendship sms Friendship sms quote Funny Friendship sms Love friendship sms Latest friendship sms

Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
touches your heart.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
The Test of Friendship
the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
You'll always be my FRIEND,
this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

Meeting you was fate,
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control।

we never lose true friends.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends।

You're eyes are soft en tender
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be।There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

Do your feet never hurt
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

just make a wish
When the night comes, look at the sky। If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it।Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

A deep friend is like rainbow
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts।

Friendship is a language spoken
Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding.. From Fun
is not only made for lover
;";
;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!! By Pretty

Few Relations in Earth Never Die.
Few Relations in Earth Never Die।Want 2 know What it is? Read again॥ (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die surendran

There is "And" bitween Sky an
There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is
nothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me
and You is 'Anybody Not Disturb'shaheryar

A special friend is rare indeed
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you।Tahir

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetes
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!Tahir

A friend gives hope when life is lo
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true। A friend is precious a friend is u.Tahir

Science has proved that sugar
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

To live a life
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
True friends r like morning

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
Make 1000's friends

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

6 rules to be HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Never abandon old friends.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

ill always value u deep within my heart!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

If friends were flowers
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Friendship is sweet when it’s new
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u। When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

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Love sms
Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts।

Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me।Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u।1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips।But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

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New Sms

I realize the screaming pain, Hearing loud in my brain but I'm going straight ahead with the scar

You can only go as far as you push

when you far away I call this suicide ,you left me in the middle of flame, I cannot say ... come back , I just tired of waiting you ...

Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out? Who Who Who Who? Please call me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!

If ur nice, you can call me sweety, if ur sweet you can call me hunny, if ur hot you can call me tonight!

Guys are like stars..theres millions of them..but only one can make your wish come true!

I was blind before but i opened my eyes and realized your words are just a bunch of lies.

A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on

Im like a butterfly, pretty 2 see hard 2 catch

I might be sexy i might be sweet but without you im incompelete

A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know, Because I've Tried. Neither Would A Million Tears. I Know, Because I've Cried

A Pretty Girl Can Kiss A Guy, A Bird Can Kiss A Butterfly, The Rising Sun Can Kiss The Grass, But You Hunnie Can Kiss My Ass!

Love is when u dnt want to go to sleep cuz reality is better than a dream

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do but a boys gotta do what a girl wants him to do...

A day without light is…Like…Well….Humm…Night!

A Stranger Stabs You In The Front. A Boyfriend Stabs You In The Heart. A Friend Stabs You In The Back, But Best Friends Don't Carry Knives!

I dnt know if u r lying at me , or that u just love me , only 1 thing i know is that I LOVE U

When i frst saw u , i was afraid 2 talk 2 u * When i frst talked 2 u , i was afraid 2 like u * When i frst liked u , i was afraid 2 love u * Now tht i love u , im afraid 2 lose u .

To the world u r 1 person , but 2 one person u could be the world.

If 1 day u feel like crying call me , i dnt promise u that i will make u laugh but i can cry with u.

Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you ¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?

~U laugh, I laugh. U Cry, I cry. U fall over a cliff, I watch!~

I’ll give you half my heart… so when you break it, ill still have half left…

Its better to say "Hi" instead of "hello" because Hevean is up "hi" and Hell is down "low"

She spends half her day doing her make-up & hair for a guy that will absolutely NEVER CARE Angels may not come when you call them
But they'll always be there when you need them

Without u
i'm nth
i'm scared
and i'm alone


Without u
i'm sbamed
i'm ridiculed
and i'm crying


Without u
life isn't worth living
please don't leave me


Last night i had a dram that i went to a beach
& fell in love & i woke in the morning
& there was sand in my shoes
& a sea sell in my pocket

I was feeling a bit lonely
& when i asked myself,
what i seemed to be
missing the most,
the answer turned out
to be...
...You.

No man
is worth ur
tears and the
one who is would
never make u cry

Dont go and say{X2}
you love me {X2}
unless you mean it {X2}
because i might {X2}
do somethng {X2}
crazy {X2}
like believe you {X2}

*See y halo*
*Bright n shiny*
*Miss with me*
*I'll kick your hiney*

A true friend is
someone who
reaches for
your hand
but touches your
heart

A real friend is one who
walks in when the rest
of the world walks out

Sometimes i {X2}
wish i was a {X2}
little kid again ... {X2}
skinned knees {X2}
are easier to fix {X2}
than broken hearts {X2}

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