Monday, January 4, 2010
Funny mobile Text sms
| Funny sms Funny sms messages Funny sms Jokes Urdu Hindi funny sms Funny mobile Text sms Funny sms poems Funny sms forum Funny sms Collection Arabic funny sms Funny sms Shayari When i open my eyes every morning When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No। When I was born Devil said.. When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1।-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... If ur world is spining Round & Round. If ur world is spining Round & Round॥& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later। First the engagement ring, then t First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof Birdy birdy in the sky dropped Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! Its been a rough day.I got up this Its been a rough day।I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom Jesus says to John come forth ill Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life। John came fifth he won a toaster At dis moment in time 10 million people At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex।5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on The rain makes all things beautiful The rain makes all things beautiful। The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? i want u 2 know dat our friendship i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me।U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again An independant study has proven An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! I'm @ the police station I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving।Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss girls are like phones. girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! God made man and then rested God made man and then rested। God made women and then no one rested MEN-opause MEN-strual MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? This cat is cat a cat good cat This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! I send dis fish as a sign of friendship ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) One day Raja and rani decided to send One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile। The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" By Zunera can you lend me 2000 Rs? can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it। please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????? terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate। i have donated 15 litres. Dear user,your wife can become Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! A couple wanted katna(Circumcision) A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: Husband seting near to his Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car।Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls॥Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh... Why do couples hold hands Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !By Pretty girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. Junaid Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG) Labels: Funny mobile Text sms |
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